Kryptonite

Cheese. Its my own kryptonite. The smell, the look, the touch. Ew its just wrong. I mean it taste like crap looks like crap and smells like crap. Just ewww.

"I wear the cheese the cheese doesn't not wear me" Wise words from the Cheese man.

I was walking looking for a cheese because Gemma wanted some i went to asda so i was looking and eww theres so many kinds of sickly looking smelling cheese. I almost brough back my yesterdays.

Whats the deal with the thing where the people roll cheese down the hill. Are they on drugs the cheese could kill them . Vile.

I hate cheese.