Sunday, December 30, 2007

horror tomorrow


Im bound by the world of horror. The very idea of it just well rocks :P i mean to be in a world where you could die at any moment or you could be the hero in the end. Blimey its just a rush all the way though. I got the book 'How to survive a horror movie' the other day and its pretty darn good. If ever im being chased by a axe welding psycho who wears a mask because his face is too frightfully to be seen by human eyes ill know what to do, where to go, whos going to die before me. So its all good.

Although alot of the things the writer is talking about i already know. [i mean i could have writen it myself really] Like the safe places to go and the bad, the type of teenagers they have in the movies and who gets killed and when. I mean i know all this already any self respecting horror fan wouldn't be seen dead not knowing this junk. But its entertaining and has a few good puns plus theres been a few things iv never really though about. So its shown me the light. Also i think this book would be good for any self resection horror writer. Or the crappy creators of them dreadful B- horror films such as Zombies of Da Hood [yes people they'rs such a film my eyes wil never be washed clean again], Frogs, The Final Scream i could go on naming all these pretty crap horror films but id be here for ever. If the makers of these crap films had read this book maybe they could have though of a better plot line, better characters or even actors. If they just look at such films as Freddys,Jasons,Halloweens,Screams[yer i though final scream was a part of this but its way not thank god],CandyMan,TCM etc. They are what you call classically good horror films. People have tired to out do them but fail.

You cant beat the classics how ever i feel the times have changed maybe they should all be as smart as Screams. Not dumbing down the view with plotts and twsit that don't make sense. Create a new monster, killer or what not have it roaming the city streets killing teens and what not. Make it as really to the teen views as you can. That why you will make them crap there pants. Which is always funny.

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